Dad came looking for my car keys because he is fixing my air conditioner:

Me: They’re in my purse.

Dad: *looks and grumbles* I never like looking in purses.

Me: Nothing is going to reach out and grab out you.

Dad: Here in this middle part?

Me: I’ll just get them. *goes over and finds them right away*

Dad:*walking away with keys* I swear there is a black hole in there somewhere. The space-time continuum gets warped in purses!