Dad came looking for my car keys because he is fixing my air conditioner:
Me: They’re in my purse.
Dad: *looks and grumbles* I never like looking in purses.
Me: Nothing is going to reach out and grab out you.
Dad: Here in this middle part?
Me: I’ll just get them. *goes over and finds them right away*
Dad:*walking away with keys* I swear there is a black hole in there somewhere. The space-time continuum gets warped in purses!